Some recent conversations from my attempts at navigating the online dating game.
Imagine the absolute mental breakdown a squirrel would have in a fishtank.
She must be one of those people that always takes the dog’s side, no matter what.
I thought it was a great 1st date idea.
“Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, I’m not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and the other countries aren’t as good. That used to be called patriotism.” – Kenneth Powers
I think I meant to say “dental dam” but mouth condom works too.
Instead of asking about the psychological impact something like this would have on a child she asks about the gerbil? Those things only live a few years anyways.
This really shows that I’ve grown as a person and it didn’t seem to matter to her.
People from Eastern Pennsylvania have such a superiority complex.
See, I could have lied here of left out that I typically don’t date women with children but I though honestly was the best policy – not in this case I guess.
I probably should have kept this to myself.
This goes back to my theory that women don’t like emotional men.
Finally, someone with a sense of humor.
Chicks love guys with mental disorders.
Apparently this isn’t even an option that vets offer.
Sometimes you have to be upfront and ask the important questions.