Is She A Keeper?

If you spilled a beer on the carpet while watching House Hunters she would:

Get a towel and clean it up.

Tell you to clean it up before it dries.

Call you a retard and question why you're drinking so much on a Wednesday night.

Berate you and insist you visit West Elm to shop for new area rugs.

Correct!

Wrong!

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How many sexual partners has she had before you?

1-5

6-15

16-25

26+

Correct!

Wrong!

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How much debt does she have? (not counting car, mortgage)

None

Some Student Debt, No Credit Card Debt

Considerable Student Debt, No Credit Card Debt

Considerable Student Debt, Moderate Credit Card Debt

Considerable Student Debt, Considerable Credit Card Debt

Correct!

Wrong!

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Hey typical response to: "I'm going out with the boys tonight"

"Have fun babe, call if you need a ride"

"OK, don't get too drunk"

"Seriously? I thought we were going to watch Netflix"

"I'm really sick of you going out with your friends. When are you going to grow out of this?"

Gives you the silent treatment.

Correct!

Wrong!

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Does she make you sit down when you pee?

No

Yes

Correct!

Wrong!

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How often does she speak to her father?

Every Day

2-3 Times Per Week

Couple Times Per Month

Rarely

Correct!

Wrong!

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Does she have a dog?

Yes, but it's well-behaved.

Yes, but she hasn't trained it well and humps peoples' legs when given the chance.

No

Correct!

Wrong!

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Her family (parents) financial situation would best be described as:

Modest

Poor

Upper-Middle Class

Wealthy

Correct!

Wrong!

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How often do you have sex?

Every Day

2-3 Times Per Week

Once A Week

2-3 Times Per Month

Correct!

Wrong!

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Her highest level of education:

High School

Associates Degree

Undergraduate Degree

Masters/PHD

Correct!

Wrong!

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How often does she work out?

She Doesn't Need To, She's Naturally Thin

Daily

2-3 Times Per Week

Rarely

Correct!

Wrong!

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Does she go clubbing without you?

Yes

No

Correct!

Wrong!

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Is she gainfully employed?

No

Yes, But She Works In The Service Industry (bartender, promo girl etc.)

Yes, She Has A Career

She Doesn't Need To Work, She Has Family Money

Correct!

Wrong!

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Can she cook?

No

Yes

Correct!

Wrong!

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If her job gave her a surprise bonus how would she spend the money?

Buy new clothes

Invest

Spend a little on herself and take you out to dinner

Pay off debt

Correct!

Wrong!

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Does she get along with your mother?

Yes, wonderfully

They're cordial to one another, but that's about it

No, they don't get along

It hasn't gotten that far yet

Correct!

Wrong!

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How did you meet her?

Dating app

Drunkenly at a bar

Through mutual friends

You work together

At church (or other non drinking event)

Correct!

Wrong!

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Can she hang out with just you and your closest guy friends?

No, she's easily offended and you walk on eggshells when certain friends are around her

Yes, she rolls with the punches and can hang with the boys

Sometimes, but it depends on the occasion

Correct!

Wrong!

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Has she ever been diagnosed with any mental disorders?

Yes, ADD/ADHD/anxiety

Yes, bipolar/depression/personality disorder

No

Correct!

Wrong!

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Can she watch sports with you?

Yes, she doesn't mind when we watch sports on TV

Yes, but only if it's at a bar/social gathering

Only if you actually go to the sporting event

No, you have to watch sports alone

You don't like sports so it doesn't matter

Correct!

Wrong!

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Her social media habits can best be described as:

Rarely uses social media

Uses it lightly, mainly to keep in contact with friends

Uses it daily and posts frequently

Has a sizable following and will post sexy selfies even after you start seriously dating

Correct!

Wrong!

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When you cook dinner for her does she offer to cleanup after?

Yes

No

I haven't cooked for her yet

Correct!

Wrong!

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Does she have guy "friends" that she keeps in frequent contact with?

Yes, but you've met them and they pose no threat

Yes, but you haven't met all of them

Yes, AND she is still on contact with her ex

No

Correct!

Wrong!

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How many of her girl friends are single?

Very few

About half of them

Most of her friends are single

Correct!

Wrong!

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When paying at restaurants:

She offers to split the check

She expects you to always pay

You paid for the first few dates but after that you started splitting the check

You take turns paying and she'll pickup the whole check on occasions

Correct!

Wrong!

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Has she previously been married?

Yes, once

Yes, twice

No

Correct!

Wrong!

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Her current living situation:

She has roommates

She still lives with her parents

She rents her own place

She OWNS her own place

You live with her

Correct!

Wrong!

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Does she have any children?

Yes, one

Yes, two or more

No

Correct!

Wrong!

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Does she smoke cigarettes?

Yes, daily

Occasionally on the weekends or when drinking

No

Correct!

Wrong!

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To your *knowledge, has she ever cheated on any of her exes?

Yes

No

You don't know and you're afraid to ask

Correct!

Wrong!

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Her taste in music:

Anything that's popular at the moment

She has her own uniques tastes and listens to several genres

She doesn't like music

She listens to whatever you want and could care less

Correct!

Wrong!

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If you had a job opportunity in another city would she be willing to move with you?

Yes, but only if there's a ring on her finger

No, she would never leave her friends and family

Yes, but only if she found a job there before you moved

Yes, she'll fully support you no questions asked

I don't know, we're not that serious yet

Correct!

Wrong!

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If you were to propose with a gemstone instead of a traditional diamond ring her reaction would be:

"No. I'm not saying yes until you give me a REAL ring."

Noticeably disappointed but still say yes

"Yes!!" without caring what the ring was made out of

Correct!

Wrong!

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If you were to marry her what would her expectations of the ceremony be?

A big expensive blowout with 200+ people

A small intimate ceremony with family and a few close friends

A destination wedding

Going to the courthouse and signing the certificate

Correct!

Wrong!

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Does she have tattoos?

Yes, but only one in a non-apparent place

Yes, she has multiple tattoos

Yes, but I like tattoos on girls so it doesn't matter

No

Correct!

Wrong!

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Do you have any shared hobbies?

Yes, since you started dating her you've found new hobbies/interests to share together

Yes, we had several hobbies in common BEFORE we started dating

No, we do our own thing and don't share many interests/hobbies

Correct!

Wrong!

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Who usually has to apologize first after you have a fight?

You

Her

It depends, you both have the emotional maturity to say "sorry"

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How would she react to one of her friends drunkenly hitting on you at a party?

Flip out on her friend and cause a scene

Blame you for putting yourself in the position to be hit on

Dismiss it because she trusts you and is confident in your relationship

Correct!

Wrong!

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If she were to find out that one of your friends cheated on his wife/girlfriend she would:

Urge you to not be friends with him anymore and become openly hostile towards him going forward

Express her concern over it but realize it's none of her business

Tell the guy's girlfriend about it

Correct!

Wrong!

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If you were at a neighborhood get together and she was ready to leave before you:

She would insist that you come home with her

Tell you to have a good time and head home

Stay up and wait until you're ready to leave

Correct!

Wrong!

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If you told her you were going to leave your current career and start over professionally she would:

Be completely supportive

Support you but voice concerns over your long-term ability to provide

Urge you to stick it out until you have a concrete plan and are prepared

Correct!

Wrong!

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